Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?
A. The pig squealed to the police.

Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
A. Hogs and kisses!

Q. What do you call a crafty pig?
A. CunningHam

Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
A. Pen and Oink!

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A groundhog!

Q. Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A. Because he was an old boar.

Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Q. Where do pigs go when they die?
A. To the sty in the sky.

Q. Why did the piglet confess to eating all the cookies?

A. Because she felt gilty!

Q. What do you give a sick pig?

A. Oinkment!

Q. What do you call a pig thief?

A. A hamburglar!

Q. What do you call a pig that took a plane?

A. Swine flu!

Q. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

A. Build a sty-scaper!

Q. Why did the pig go to the casino?

A. To play the slop machine!

Q. What do piggies take when they are sick?

A. Pigicillin!

Q. What instrument do pigs play?

A. Pigcussion!